Well, Dell and I are no longer friends.
My computer has now crashed for the second time, but this time it is much worse. Why? Because it is August in Paris and not many working people around. Dell is sending some parts and then I am to contact the Paris representatives. Sure. Even Dell knows this is going to take some time. So, my dear friends we are trying everything to get it back up and going, but we all know that I am far from technical. Yes, I did call in the "ringer", aka Jonathan, but we were both shot down by Dell. An accidental call drop. Right. Even Dell knows they can no longer help.
So I am stuck in Paris with no computer and the streets filled with only the angriest group of Parisians. Most all self respecting Parisians have left for vacation, but they forgot their pissed off wrinkled parents back in Paris. What do I say to that? COME BACK AND PICK UP YOUR PARENTS! These are a fierce group of people. They are old and very irate. If any of you are familiar with my family stories, my dad's mother was not the warmest of characters. I think she was a mixture of French and Syrian. Anyways, the streets are filled with her clones. The difference is they are armed with shopping trolly's and dogs. Save me now!