She means Turkey.
I'm not gonna lie, I make a mean turkey.
You know who I use, let's say it all together...Martha.
She rocks, I like her even more because she went to jail, gives her an edge I say.
So, if you want to make a really good chicken try, Turkey 101.
I've been doing it since college, back when my dear Martha left out crucial steps to the gravy making process in the magazine and on the internet.
Let me be very honest here, I have only really NOT screwed up the gravy once. That means that only one time in my turkey years has the gravy gone smoothly. Gravy is hard and then everyone is impatient for the meal and I get nervous and skip a step or two and then it all goes down hill.
But, now she's so cool, she has step by step videos and such, so really there is no excuse for a bad bird or gravy, I'm pretty sure even my mother could do it. Sorry mom, I had to do it, the bus just ran you over again. In my mom's defense she is the one who steps in and saves the gravy every year.
Was it just my family or did your family mix the stuffing in a very large plastic garbage bag too?
I don't think Martha would approve.