On the metro:
"Mom, I assure you I need straws for school. I know you don't believe so, but I ASSURE you I do!"
Did she enter College and not tell me?
Yes, I got the straws.
Today after school:
"Aidan is obsessed with poop". My reply, "That is a fair statement".
Surprised she says, "Oh, so I used the verb correctly?"
What happened to six?